Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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