If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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