doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
we're chasing vodka with high fives
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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