You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
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Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
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i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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