You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
