He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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