I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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