You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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