...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
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Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
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2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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