never play flip cup with pint glasses
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
