Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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