no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i dont even know how to be here
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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