he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
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My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
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I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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