Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
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I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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