it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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