Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
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Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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