Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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