at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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