I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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