please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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