my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.