Christians are straight up FREAKS
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
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I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point