Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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