with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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