I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
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I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
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Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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