How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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