He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
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This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
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The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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