I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
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She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
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Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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