i think my mom watched the whole time
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
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Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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