There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
You took a bar mat shot.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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