Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
