Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
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Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
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I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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