What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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