u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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