hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
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How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
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We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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