I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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