Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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