She said her name was "party"
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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