I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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