The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
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my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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