what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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