what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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