She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
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I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
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