Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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