I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
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Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
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She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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