we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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