so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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