Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
