Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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