and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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