she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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