the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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