no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
i dont even know how to be here
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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