Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
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Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
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She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I need to align my fucking chakras
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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