white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
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Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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