it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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