I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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