I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
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